Cole Porteresqscatology (Cole Pordure?)
[to a jaunty tune with a debonair vocal]
what comes out the bum
it used to be yum
a change that just flum
moxes me
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Tarte tatin tourrettes
Roll out pastry, prick.
Brush with eggy wash, twat
repeat a minute later
smear with apple sauce
arrange fan of thincut apple slices
brush with melted butter
sprinkle with caster sugar
25-30 mins baking, 1 hour cooling
crème fraiche and cinnamon
wanker
wrong recipe, bollocks.
