Saturday, 7 March 2015
2014, n. yorkshire: water falling | dead rabbit | fast river | after a no. of miles | graze | coffee | pint of ale | fluffy dog | jet zoom |
2014, liverpool: coffee in a victorian cafe | this sort of thing helps | I'd like to re-arrange several of my only testicles tiddley pom to a jaunty tune | all of the light | eyes filling with the usual fluid | this chair is somewhat fuckin a metaphor and so is this drawing of it as well as one heartrending snatch of nostalgia c.. 1995 |
2014, midlands: outdoorsy tired cyclist body (from less than only 50 miles) sun'kissed' windblasted bit stiff but bit limber and roughnready styled quickstrip reveals veincords up arms legs hips tan tines and snugclothes pinchedlines, esp. thighs. all of the food means tum is kinda broad, head looks easterislandesque, bod hair almost slicked time for a shower
2014, w.sussex: lying on croquet lawn in my undercrackers | weeping willow whilst memory of moving here 22 years ago makes the usual fluid fill the eyes briefly
2014, e.sussex: nature effaces the grid | the 2nd person singular (always) |
Sunday, 22 December 2013
Annotations. A6. pp.1-24.
(1) BOOZE. UTTER BOOZE.
(2) 4-T.S. [4 tine spork]
4. S.T. [ 4 slice toaster]
1.5L.K. [1.5 litre kettle] T.C.K. [Turkish coffee kettle]
(3) ABrade
CoulDn't be arsed
EFfing heck
(4) Gammy Hammy
I Just need a little sit-down
KilL me now.
(5) MeNaced
OPening time
Quite Right too
(6) STandard issue
UnVarnished
WaXy walnut lump
Ya Zis is correct
(7) this blasted tree on a hill.
that blasted tree on a hill.
(8) 2 memories:
a curtain depicting cowboys and indians in a western landscape. Was it stylised spare pictograms in faded colours, or a primarycoloured cartoonish graphic crowding of jolly images? Our bedroom window (it was bow-, with bench seating space for stash'neath) curtained brightly, yes, a 1970s British skit on The West.
Chuck Heston's caravan curtain in the Greatest Show On Earth a more Americana-than-thou instance of the same myth imagery. His coffee-heating , talent-handling (and snogging), private space separated from the child-awe bustle of carnie-life by that layer of child-awed set of symbols as folk art soft furnishing.
(9) A GODHILL ALLOWING FOR ALL SORTS OF NATURE SYMBOL WORSHIP RITES.
--
RIGHT
FOOT
STRAIGHTER
AND MORE
EVENLY
PROPORTIONED
THAN ANY
FOOT
OUGHT BE.
WITH BEAUTY
SPOT ON THE
LITTLE. OOH
LA LA.
(10) a tent on a hill from which one can strike out to perform local rituals or shelter from punishments meted out by capricious gods of that jurisdiction.
(11) mug of tea hitting the spot.
(12) THE OLD DRAWING CLAW.
--
romantic montage of c-u's a
la D. Sutherland
J. Christie
in DON'T LOOK NOW cept Diplodicus'[i]
(13) um.er. urgh.
er. grrh.
um, eehk.
several
(14) AFFIX.
1. HAT
2. L.SLEEVE
3. L. TREWS [& c-b. boots]
4. see 2.
FIND AND REPLACE
SPATULATE. LEFT WING
= DESERT
(15) V.MATURE 2. I DONT WANNA BE A BEAR. 1. YOU ARE A BEAR.
(16) really
rather
decor
ative
porchframe
(17) PAINTED SHINGLE.
FOLKED cola WOODEN
PLAIN de TOOLED
PRACTIC milano DECORA
AL TIVE
(18) Fig. (a) something
(b)
(c) something else
(d)
(e) Figs (a)-(e) FRAMED
THING
S IN FR
AMES
(19) SELF PORTRAIT IN THE NIP WITH BURGEONING QUATERMASS LIMBS.
POSSIBLY APPLYING COCONUT BUTTERS TO SUNBURN.[c.&b. unq'd]
WHILST LISTENING TO JOY DIVISION.
'SHE'S LOST CONTROL AGAIN' WHERE 'SHE' COULD MEAN MY MUTANT ARM(S).
PHYSIO INSISTS MY QUADS ARE TOO DOMINANT.
IS "TOO DOMINANT" LIKE SAYING "THIS KEBAB IS TOO GREASY?".
BAD EXAMPLE.
(20) SHINGLED AS WOODFACED ARMY
OF BEARS, CATS OR SUCH LIKE.
(21) THE UTTER QUADRANT
CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS THE 2MI
LLIONTH GLASS OF
BEER YOU HAVE SKETCHED.
YOU WIN A GLASS OF DARK STAR A.P.A. TO
(22) IDONTWANTTOBEABEAR
YOU ARE A BEAR
IN THE WOODS.
BUT NOT CURRENTLY PERISTALSIS.
OTHER WAYS OF MARKING TERRITORY INCLUDE
SIGNATURE WOODWORK FIT A FANCY DADO RAIL
(23) OH STEPHEN.
OH ENABLER OF STEPHEN.
--
THIS SORT OF MIDR
IFF C-U USED A LOT
BY J.F. IN T. SEARCHERS.
THE DUKES GRACEFUL
HANDS APT AT HARSHNESSES
(24) Bears I don't want to be either.
But am.
GRIZZLY BEAR. BLACK BEAR.
B E A
blue branchy crossing out maybe
Sunday, 25 August 2013
American soul in less than 237 pages/years (an equation in hunt for the Great American Novel(la))
Y= 74
pp. = 180
The Scarlet Letter / Hawthorne
Y=118
pp. = 128
Puddn'head Wilson / Twain
Y = 104
pp. = 176
Washington Square / James
Y =137
pp. = 128
O Pioneers! / Cather
Y = 149
pp. = 218
The Great Gatsby / Fitzgerald
Y = 163
pp. = 192
The Day of the Locust / West
Y = 175
pp. = 214
Catcher in the Rye / Salinger
Y= 176
pp. = 224
The Natural / Malamud
Y = 180
pp. = 128
Seize the day / Bellow
Y = 188
pp. = 96
77 Dream Songs / Berryman
Y= 194
pp. = 190
Desperate characters / Fox
Y = 199
pp. = 236
Ragtime / Doctorow
Y= 204
pp. = 219
Housekeeping / Robinson
Y = 206
pp. = 224
Dead-eye Dick / Vonnegut
Y = 208
pp. = 176
Democracy / Didion
Y = 212
pp.= 226
Tracks / Erdrich
Y = 218
pp. = 160
Black Water / Oates
Sunday, 10 March 2013
The human banjo, plucking himself from obscurity
Thursday, 15 November 2012
In the event of death all body parts up for donation
Liver. Deserves a medal.
What are kidneys for again?
Those bits in eyeballs that are all the rage. Take the bags underneath too.
Enough body hair to save several terminally understuffed sofas; pubic, to regenerate the merkin market.
Feet, hands: spare parts for paddleboats; ashtrays; umbrella stands?
Friday, 29 June 2012
I - aye, I'd eyed - Self-portrait as Velasquez's 'Mars'
I wake up with no memory of who I am. A card in my pocket with a name on it. I google the name.
There are three candidates for me.
1. An apparently unambitious artist with no evidence of a career in the past or future.
2. A dull-sounding librarian (is there any other kind?) working at a library at an institute at a university. Why so many 'ats'?
3. A cage-fighter.
I think I must be the cage-fighter. I feel like I have had many injuries, that this body is a patchwork carcass of wornleather over scar-tissue and gristle. I can imagine the violent rage nurtured in a boy with a softy first name. Maybe I escaped from my cage in a post-fight stupor looking for somewhere to lay me down, to find some place less cagey.
Friday, 3 February 2012
Travel observations from somethen (not rightnow)
It's the tourist equinox, the out-of-season/season cusp.
Saturday influx, tentative but obvious.
And now they come. It is Saturday 11am and the Electra Palace Hotel has its new season flock. 20 mins ago just me and the fisherman. Now, in twos, fours, and now sevens and eights, treading on sand 'n' pebbly beach like they're on the moon. First, tentative steps, checking the gravity, the footing – they may float off or sink in. A few sunbeds finally off their sides, their six-months anti-spooning becomes hybrid-missionary, accepting swim and seared sleepers and hatted sunglassed readers. Rare kid, spitter in the sea; checking what? Its acceptance or rejection of same or different (a foreign agent or a common element) – maybe the whole sea is spit. And piss. And sweat.
How long 'til a few bars open? I give them 20 minutes, 30, tops.
Old local woman prowls, senses photo opp. Practiced disregard – give em what they want. Mars icecream trucks urgent. Trucks with fresh new plastic outdoor furniture – urgent – on a mic!
Friday, 15 July 2011
Treey
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Tick/Tock / Now/Then

The British Art Show 7 is touring so my day at the Hayward a few weeks ago is not too out of date, and I did take a few notes, mental and otherwise, so anyway...what was there and what did I think of it?
George Shaw's austere urban wastelands in Humbrol enamel paints, sensitive but they not only depict but embody a lack somehow. Maybe just cos they depict Covva.
Sound editing juxtapositions and elisions have an impact too, soundtrack bleeds from one clip to the next. In one sequence of intercuts, implicating Woody Allen in Shaft's trailing of a suspect. The humour and drama and the wonderful happenstance that the mix of disconnection of narrative and pure chronological connection builds is rather beautiful and witty, and oddly moving.
This is a rare piece of work, elegant and profound (and funny), resonant in the act of viewing it and afterwards like a layer of thought around one's lived experiences. I've never been a watch wearer and as a late adopter of mobile telephony my own sense of precise(ish) time has always been snatched naturally and loosely from glimpses at public clock-faces, the station, the clock-tower, the cafe, the pub. The film struck me as the ultimate cinematic version of how I've experienced time, its dual nature, both the precision of it and its looser interminable unwinding.
If the internet and its infinite hours of frippery is for anything, there should be space for this, on non-stop real-time streaming. For other casual fans of the real-time there's this.
Monday, 4 April 2011
Wavey Cavey
'Cave of Forgotten Dreams' (Werner Herzog, 2010)I like a fanciful metaphor in a philosophical summation as much as the next man (in fact, quite a bit more than the next man I reckon), and Herzog pulls out a beaut in asking the question in reference to the mirror of prehistory provided by these cave finds, that was on nobody’s lips exactly: wondering whether we are like mutant albino crocodiles dreaming our imaginary reflections in that cave… Nice one Werner!
Monday, 28 March 2011
Watching the detectives (1971-1981)

Thursday, 17 March 2011
No Country for [young girls and] Old [fat, one-eyed] Men
Friday, 25 February 2011
Ballet-hoo, times two
Lermontov: "Oh, in the end, she dies."
The Red Shoes (1948)
The tale within a tale plotting is hackneyed but still powerful - the narrative arc foretold in the fairytale of the internal story. Talking metanarrative: in Black Swan: tragedy and double life of the swan; in The Red Shoes: the non-stop dancer (not a Derek & Clive reference).
In both films, the dancer is pushing herself, to embody the role, her personality torn, in torment; the height of achievement is becoming a physical symbol at the expense of self.
What the film lacked was a Ted Danson cameo.
You Ted Danson?
You askin?
I'm askin.
I'm Ted Danson.
That would have been really scary.
Thursday, 27 January 2011
Exhibition at Pelham House, Lewes

I am exhibiting a collection of paintings and drawings at Pelham House from today until 8th March.
Private view on Sunday 30th January, 6-8pm.
Thursday, 28 October 2010
Modern Landscapes, 20th-27th November 2010

Exhibiting with Copperas GAP in a group show at the CompARTment space in the Open Market, London Road, Brighton, from Saturday 20th November to Saturday 27th November.
Fellow exhibitors are the founder members of the Copperas GAP collective, check them out on the website. Should be a good show!
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Ooh er Missus

Friday, 23 July 2010
Oldies but goodies at the Ashmolean


The 'Old Europe' tag by the way is correctly counter to Donald Rumsfeld's definition - he would have referred to Bulgaria, Romania, Moldova as New Europe, but hey, turn of the millennium geo-politics and prehistoric archeology probably shouldn't mix.
What impressed me most about this exhibition and this culture, was the really staggering sophistication and variety of imagery and techniques represented in the collected objects. Figurines of big-bummed women (a council of sunbathing goddesses), animals, great ceremonial drinking vessels beautifully designed for decoration or worship (what's the difference?); fired clay, jewellery in gold, copper and shells provide the Old European bling.
The other highlight of a trip to the Ashmolean right now is a selection of drawings and paintings donated from Howard Hodgkin's private collection of Indian art. These works from Mughal Empire (pre-British Raj) India all depict elephants: tamed, howdah-topped elephants in procession, on hunting expeditions, elephants that are comical, horny, dignified, majestic. The draughtsmanship is exquisite, the colours rich; these are lovely images. Old boy Hodgkin not only has great sensibility and ability as a painter, but he's got bloody good taste as a collector too.






