(1) BOOZE. UTTER BOOZE.
(2) 4-T.S. [4 tine spork]
4. S.T. [ 4 slice toaster]
1.5L.K. [1.5 litre kettle] T.C.K. [Turkish coffee kettle]
(3) ABrade
CoulDn't be arsed
EFfing heck
(4) Gammy Hammy
I Just need a little sit-down
KilL me now.
(5) MeNaced
OPening time
Quite Right too
(6) STandard issue
UnVarnished
WaXy walnut lump
Ya Zis is correct
(7) this blasted tree on a hill.
that blasted tree on a hill.
(8) 2 memories:
a curtain depicting cowboys and indians in a western landscape. Was it stylised spare pictograms in faded colours, or a primarycoloured cartoonish graphic crowding of jolly images? Our bedroom window (it was bow-, with bench seating space for stash'neath) curtained brightly, yes, a 1970s British skit on The West.
Chuck Heston's caravan curtain in the Greatest Show On Earth a more Americana-than-thou instance of the same myth imagery. His coffee-heating , talent-handling (and snogging), private space separated from the child-awe bustle of carnie-life by that layer of child-awed set of symbols as folk art soft furnishing.
(9) A GODHILL ALLOWING FOR ALL SORTS OF NATURE SYMBOL WORSHIP RITES.
--
RIGHT
FOOT
STRAIGHTER
AND MORE
EVENLY
PROPORTIONED
THAN ANY
FOOT
OUGHT BE.
WITH BEAUTY
SPOT ON THE
LITTLE. OOH
LA LA.
(10) a tent on a hill from which one can strike out to perform local rituals or shelter from punishments meted out by capricious gods of that jurisdiction.
(11) mug of tea hitting the spot.
(12) THE OLD DRAWING CLAW.
--
romantic montage of c-u's a
la D. Sutherland
J. Christie
in DON'T LOOK NOW cept Diplodicus'[i]
(13) um.er. urgh.
er. grrh.
um, eehk.
several
(14) AFFIX.
1. HAT
2. L.SLEEVE
3. L. TREWS [& c-b. boots]
4. see 2.
FIND AND REPLACE
SPATULATE. LEFT WING
= DESERT
(15) V.MATURE 2. I DONT WANNA BE A BEAR. 1. YOU ARE A BEAR.
(16) really
rather
decor
ative
porchframe
(17) PAINTED SHINGLE.
FOLKED cola WOODEN
PLAIN de TOOLED
PRACTIC milano DECORA
AL TIVE
(18) Fig. (a) something
(b)
(c) something else
(d)
(e) Figs (a)-(e) FRAMED
THING
S IN FR
AMES
(19) SELF PORTRAIT IN THE NIP WITH BURGEONING QUATERMASS LIMBS.
POSSIBLY APPLYING COCONUT BUTTERS TO SUNBURN.[c.&b. unq'd]
WHILST LISTENING TO JOY DIVISION.
'SHE'S LOST CONTROL AGAIN' WHERE 'SHE' COULD MEAN MY MUTANT ARM(S).
PHYSIO INSISTS MY QUADS ARE TOO DOMINANT.
IS "TOO DOMINANT" LIKE SAYING "THIS KEBAB IS TOO GREASY?".
BAD EXAMPLE.
(20) SHINGLED AS WOODFACED ARMY
OF BEARS, CATS OR SUCH LIKE.
(21) THE UTTER QUADRANT
CONGRATULATIONS. THIS IS THE 2MI
LLIONTH GLASS OF
BEER YOU HAVE SKETCHED.
YOU WIN A GLASS OF DARK STAR A.P.A. TO
(22) IDONTWANTTOBEABEAR
YOU ARE A BEAR
IN THE WOODS.
BUT NOT CURRENTLY PERISTALSIS.
OTHER WAYS OF MARKING TERRITORY INCLUDE
SIGNATURE WOODWORK FIT A FANCY DADO RAIL
(23) OH STEPHEN.
OH ENABLER OF STEPHEN.
--
THIS SORT OF MIDR
IFF C-U USED A LOT
BY J.F. IN T. SEARCHERS.
THE DUKES GRACEFUL
HANDS APT AT HARSHNESSES
(24) Bears I don't want to be either.
But am.
GRIZZLY BEAR. BLACK BEAR.
B E A
blue branchy crossing out maybe
