In the event of death all body parts up for donation

Heart. Must be a good ol goer, one careless owner.

Liver. Deserves a medal.

What are kidneys for again?

Those bits in eyeballs that are all the rage. Take the bags underneath too.

Enough body hair to save several terminally understuffed sofas; pubic, to regenerate the merkin market.

Feet, hands: spare parts for paddleboats; ashtrays; umbrella stands?